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The Package Deal OPENING NIGHT
Gold Digger, Power Couple, Bimbo & Trailer Trash
GOLD DIGGER. Tomorrow Harry’s taking me on a cruise to the French Riviera on his new yacht
Last week Harry took me to his divine Penthouse apartment in Port Douglas
8 more days till Harry takes me on a shopping weekend to Paris in his private jet
Piss off, bitch, Harry's mine
DISGUSTING! Vaginas everywhere!
and here comes 'Sugar Mama'
'You scrub up well!'
Flirting with Leslie
Tomorrow we’re flying to Dubai to launch Mark's latest Marriott hotel chain venture.
Darling, this University Opening is so dull. We'll be late to the launch of Twoobs at the Marriott if we don't leave now
Oh my G-d, they’ve opened a new solarium in Chapel!
Oh my G-d, I just got my hair peroxided 5 weeks ago, and I’ve already got regrowth!
I got the cutest little skirt on Chapel!
Fuckn' Centrelink – I only got 200 bucks this week! (with Oink & Yaakov Eretz)
Y’ ass-hole – where d’ya leave the kids?(with Oink and Gillian)
M' Trashy Son
M' drunken men
M' Trashy Men barging into Gallery
That bitch tried to wack off m'ciggies… (gossiping with m' mates: Julie Okraglik & Magda Kron)
Why dont youse juz piss off to th' pub rown the corner!?
YASMIN, my stylist
Yasmin my stylist & photographer
DAD, also my photographer
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