The Package Deal OPENING NIGHT
with
Gold Digger, Power Couple, Bimbo & Trailer Trash
 GOLD DIGGER.
Tomorrow Harry’s taking me on a cruise to the French Riviera on his new yacht |  Last week Harry took me to his divine Penthouse apartment in Port Douglas |
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 8 more days till Harry takes me on a shopping weekend to Paris in his private jet |  Piss off, bitch, Harry's mine |
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 DISGUSTING! Vaginas everywhere! |  and here comes 'Sugar Mama' |
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 'You scrub up well!' |  Flirting with Leslie |
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 POWER COUPLE |  Tomorrow we’re flying to
Dubai to launch Mark's latest Marriott hotel chain venture. |
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 Darling, this University Opening is so dull. We'll be late to the launch of Twoobs at the Marriott if we don't leave now |  BIMBO |
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 Oh my G-d, they’ve opened a new solarium in Chapel! |  Oh my G-d, I just got my hair peroxided 5 weeks ago, and I’ve already got regrowth! |
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 I got the cutest little skirt on Chapel! |  TRAILER TRASH |
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 Fuckn' Centrelink – I only got 200 bucks this week!
(with Oink & Yaakov Eretz) |  Y’ ass-hole – where d’ya leave the kids?(with Oink and Gillian) |
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 M' Trashy Son |  M' drunken men |
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 |  M' Trashy Men barging into Gallery |
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 That bitch tried to wack off m'ciggies… (gossiping with m' mates: Julie Okraglik & Magda Kron) |  Fuckin'Art Wank |
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 Why dont youse juz piss off to th' pub rown the corner!? |  YASMIN, my stylist |
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 Yasmin my stylist & photographer |  DAD, also my photographer |
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